Roxy Cottontail's "Hey Girl Hey" Pumps Up Your Party Power
"Your nightlife will never be the same!" That's the claim made by Roxanne Summers (a.k.a. well-known NYC DJ and club promoter Roxy Cottontail) in this video, which seems to draw its inspiration from the real-life work of Cherie Lily, the Richard Simmons of club life, who created a dance-focused fitness technique of her own called Houserobics. Hey Girl Hey is the satirical "lifestyle enhancement" program presented in a goofy faux TV commercial that takes it all to hilarious new levels. Real New York nightlife personalities like the legendary Amanda Lepore, rapper Cazwell,and super-scenester Pebbles Van Peebles, among others, pop up to add just a touch of plausibility to the whole thing. The Hey Girl Hey method of pushing your party potential to the max is tailor-made for the kind of club rats who want to avoid "unrealistic physical requirements such as putting down my drink." And it promises to "put the F.U. in 'fun'.'" So if you want to be a Hey Girl Hey girl, the $999.99 cost shouldn't stand in your way, just remember that Roxy and company are "not responsible for death or dismemberment."
